Barn Rules - Hardwood Paddle Cutting Board

$25.95 USD

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Keep your kitchen or barn in check with this humorous yet practical "Barn Rules" paddle cutting board, available in premium maple or rich walnut wood. Featuring engraved rules that every farmhand (or guest!) should live by, it’s the perfect gift for farmers, ranchers, and rural families with a sense of humor.

Engraving Reads:
If you ride it, feed it.
If it drinks, water it.
If you open it, close it.
If you borrow it, return it.
If you turn it on, turn it off.
If you leave a mess, clean it up.

Add a rustic touch with real farm wisdom. Whether it’s for your kitchen, barn, or as a gift for your favorite farmer, these boards say it all – with style and a smile.

Characteristics

Two Sizes Available:

Large: 15” x 7” – Ideal for serving or prepping larger meals.

Small: 11.5” x 5.5” – Great for quick snacks, cheese boards, or rustic decor.

🔸 Features:

Made from solid hardwood (choose maple or walnut)

Laser-engraved for lasting detail

Decorative yet functional – perfect as a gift or kitchen staple

Includes handle with hole for easy hanging

Shipping Information

Each cutting board is custom engraved in the USA and made to order just for you. Because our products are crafted on demand, please allow a few extra days for processing before shipping.

👉 Estimated Production Time: 3–5 business days
👉 Estimated Shipping Time: 3–7 business days (U.S. only)

Please note these are estimates, not guarantees. Processing and delivery times may vary due to order volume, holidays, or shipping carrier delays. You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order is packaged and ready to ship.

Thanks for your patience while we make something special just for you!