Politicians Talk Crap

$24.95 USD

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Cut through the noise with a shirt that tells it like it is—farm-style. While politicians yap, farmers fertilize. The difference? One actually helps things grow.

This tee is perfect for the no-nonsense farmer with a sharp sense of humor and a love for the land (and maybe a little sarcasm too). It's a guaranteed conversation starter—and possibly a mic drop.

Built for comfort, worn with pride, and powered by manure.

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Characteristics

Unisex T-Shirt

- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash)
- 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Made with sustainably fairly grown USA cotton
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Longsleeve Shirt

- 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Double-needle stitching throughout, Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Ribbed cuffs
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Hoodie

- 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color)
- Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord low-pill fleece
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Ladies' T-Shirt

- 5.3oz 100% preshrunk cotton
(99/1 cotton/poly (Ash), 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
- Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
- Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Shipping Information

We know your time’s valuable, so here’s how we keep things moving. It takes us 1-2 days to process your order and get everything lined up. After that, we spend about 3 days custom printing your item just for you—no off-the-shelf stuff here. Once it’s ready, your order ships straight from our warehouse in the US, and it’ll be on your doorstep in 2-6 business days, depending on where you are.

We’re committed to getting your products to you as fast as we can without cutting corners.