Retired Farmer - Shirts

$24.95 USD

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The fields may be quiet, but the grandkids are loud—and clearly in charge now. This shirt is for the farmer who finally hung up the boots… and picked up babysitting duty instead. Whether they’re teaching little ones how to plant tomatoes or just sneaking them cookies, this tee lets everyone know who's really running the show now.

Perfect gift for a proud grandparent who swapped tractors for toddler tantrums—and wouldn’t have it any other way.

Warning: May cause spontaneous storytelling and unsolicited farm wisdom.

Size Chart

Characteristics

Unisex T-Shirt

- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash)
- 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Made with sustainably fairly grown USA cotton
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Longsleeve Shirt

- 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Double-needle stitching throughout, Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Ribbed cuffs
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Hoodie

- 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color)
- Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord low-pill fleece
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Ladies' T-Shirt

- 5.3oz 100% preshrunk cotton
(99/1 cotton/poly (Ash), 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
- Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
- Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Shipping Information

We know your time’s valuable, so here’s how we keep things moving. It takes us 1-2 days to process your order and get everything lined up. After that, we spend about 3 days custom printing your item just for you—no off-the-shelf stuff here. Once it’s ready, your order ships straight from our warehouse in the US, and it’ll be on your doorstep in 2-6 business days, depending on where you are.

We’re committed to getting your products to you as fast as we can without cutting corners.