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Tractors And Beer That's Why I'm Here - Embroidered Vintage Cap

Tractors And Beer That's Why I'm Here - Embroidered Vintage Cap

Regular price $32.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $32.95 USD
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This vintage-washed dad hat makes your priorities clear — stitched right across the front for anyone still wondering. You're not here to impress. You're here because there’s either work to be done or cold ones to crack. Hopefully both.

Built for the ones who know the difference between PTO and IPA.
Worn by the kind of folks who bring their own koozie and socket wrench — just in case.

Details That Matter:

  • Bold embroidery — clean, sharp, and built to survive sun, sweat, and second rounds

  • Distressed cotton — soft, broken-in comfort with a no-BS vibe

  • Adjustable fit — one strap, endless head shapes, zero hassle

Perfect for:

  • Farm shows, beer tents, and post-plow celebrations

  • Letting people know you’ve got better things to do

  • Farmers who like their hats like their tractors — tough, dirty, and dependable

You work hard. You play harder.
And you sure as hell don’t need a reason to show up — but if you did, it’d be stitched right here.

Size Chart

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
One size 18 ½-23 ¼ 4 ⅜ 2 ⅞ 7 ⅛

Characteristics

• 100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Black sweatband
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect

Shipping Information

We know your time's valuable, so here's how we keep things moving. It takes us 1-2 days to process your order and get everything lined up. After that, we spend about 3 days custom printing your item just for you - no off-the-shelf stuff here. Once it's ready, your order ships straight from our warehouse in the US, and it'll be on your doorstep in 2-6 business days, depending on where you are.

We're committed to getting your products to you as fast as we can without cutting corners.

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