Turns Out I Just Needed More Tractors - Shirts

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Why consult a doctor when the diagnosis is obvious? Tired? Cranky? Restless? The cure is simple: more tractors. This shirt is for farmers who know that the only prescription they need comes with four wheels, big tires, and diesel fumes.

Wear it to the feed store, tractor pulls, or just around town—because let’s be honest, your kind of therapy doesn’t come in a bottle. It comes with horsepower.

Warning: may cause sudden urges to expand your fleet.

Size Chart

Characteristics

Unisex T-Shirt

- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash)
- 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Made with sustainably fairly grown USA cotton
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Longsleeve Shirt

- 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Double-needle stitching throughout, Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Ribbed cuffs
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Hoodie

- 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color)
- Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord low-pill fleece
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Ladies' T-Shirt

- 5.3oz 100% preshrunk cotton
(99/1 cotton/poly (Ash), 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
- Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
- Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Shipping Information

We know your time’s valuable, so here’s how we keep things moving. It takes us 1-2 days to process your order and get everything lined up. After that, we spend about 3 days custom printing your item just for you—no off-the-shelf stuff here. Once it’s ready, your order ships straight from our warehouse in the US, and it’ll be on your doorstep in 2-6 business days, depending on where you are.

We’re committed to getting your products to you as fast as we can without cutting corners.