You Dragged Me Off The Farm For This?

$24.95 USD

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For every farmer who’s ever been forced to trade the open fields for something… far less exciting. This shirt captures that moment when you’re sitting somewhere, thinking, “Why did I leave the farm for this?” It’s relatable, humorous, and oh-so-true for the farming life.

Perfect for farmers who’d rather be on their tractor than stuck in a meeting, this tee is a badge of honor for those who know that life off the farm rarely measures up. Whether it’s a gift for yourself or a fellow farmer, this shirt speaks the universal truth of farm life—there’s nowhere else you’d rather be.

Made from soft, durable fabric, this shirt will keep you comfortable while you’re counting the minutes until you’re back on the farm. Wear it proudly and let the world know exactly where your heart belongs!

Size Chart

Characteristics

Unisex T-Shirt

- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash)
- 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Made with sustainably fairly grown USA cotton
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Longsleeve Shirt

- 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Double-needle stitching throughout, Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Ribbed cuffs
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Hoodie

- 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color)
- Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord low-pill fleece
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Ladies' T-Shirt

- 5.3oz 100% preshrunk cotton
(99/1 cotton/poly (Ash), 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
- Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
- Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
- Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Shipping Information

We know your time’s valuable, so here’s how we keep things moving. It takes us 1-2 days to process your order and get everything lined up. After that, we spend about 3 days custom printing your item just for you—no off-the-shelf stuff here. Once it’s ready, your order ships straight from our warehouse in the US, and it’ll be on your doorstep in 2-6 business days, depending on where you are.

We’re committed to getting your products to you as fast as we can without cutting corners.