You Dragged Me Off The Farm For This? - Distressed Hat

$29.95 USD

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For the farmer who’s got better things to do than attend meetings, run errands, or endure endless small talk—this hat speaks your truth. Whether you’re being dragged to town or pulled into yet another “quick chat” (that’s never quick), this cap lets everyone know exactly how you feel about it.

Stylish, comfortable, and built for the hustle of farm life, this hat isn’t just an accessory—it’s a mood. Perfect for the farmer who’d rather be on the tractor, in the barn, or anywhere but here.

Get one now and wear it as your official excuse to leave early—because the farm isn’t going to wait!

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Characteristics

- 100% pigment-dyed cotton front panel and visor; 100% nylon mesh; Traditional tan back panels
- Cool-Crown mesh lining; Plastic tab back closure
- Distressed torn visor, cotton twill sweatband; four-row stitching on bill
- Decoration Type: Sublimated Vegan Leather Patch

Shipping Information

We know your time’s valuable, so here’s how we keep things moving. It takes us 1-2 days to process your order and get everything lined up. After that, we spend about 3 days custom printing your item just for you—no off-the-shelf stuff here. Once it’s ready, your order ships straight from our warehouse in the US, and it’ll be on your doorstep in 2-6 business days, depending on where you are.

We’re committed to getting your products to you as fast as we can without cutting corners.